that's not my baby's daddy

Justin Bieber may have a child. 

We should have seen this coming.  A scandal was overdue.  Miley's a pothead, Demi's in rehab.  If you don't have a scandal, you aren't important anymore (Where are the Jonas brothers?)

Biebs, did you really think your Jesus tat was going to keep you on the map?

At least you haven't disappeared like that guy on high school musical that hasn't seemed to get a real acting job.

(Just kidding. It's Zac Efron. I may or may not have kept up a poster of him all through college.)

-I think it's almost time for my 14th birthday.