Dear Rebecca and Jenna,
In case you didn’t know today is friday. TGIF. Today I’m rockin’ a hoodie layered with a tee (got my jb swag) and jeans. But nobody in this country better be wearing my jeans, as they came from top shop. I know in middle school it’s cool to wear the same things as everyone else, but once you hit college you have to trend set, not follow. The more obscure what you do, wear, eat, or listen to, the cooler you are. The last thing you want is to turn on the TV and see that Hannah Montana is wearing your outfit. Your jeans just became the tackiest shit you could put on your body. If more than one person likes the same thing as you, drop that because it's not hot anymore. But what do I know? I’m old and don’t even know the days of the week. I also didn’t know that you’re supposed to think long and hard about what seat to claim in the car. I called shot gun for life. oops. I guess from now on I’ll start calling bitch, because a teeny bopper does. And i’m sure some hipsters are having a fit because they started riding bitch before RB was even born.
i so excited.
TGO13
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